my head is spinning.....i swear monday comes twice a week....

thats right time once again for not me monday. i am beginning to think this may be the only thing you can count on from me for regular posts...

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.


so this past week was mostly work, but i suppose there are a few things i certainly did not do in my time off....

for instance...

i did not once again put all laundry on hold until the morning i needed to sleep for work that night! not me, never!

i did not wear my newly puchased, but much loved, uggs everywhere, including riteaid, walmart and wings to go just to show i had a pair!

i would never wait all week to go shopping until a few hours ago at the 24 hour walmart, choosing instead to est mostly food from that nutrition store right down the road called wawa...

i did not go to above mentioned walmart with no, and i mean no, makeup on just to get there and get it done..

i did not lay my bras out on the dining room table to dry, i wouldn't do this because then everyone who came into my home would be able to see them, and even though they cannot be put in the dryer and cost enough money that i am willing to hand wash them and then lay them flat (per instructions) i just would not put them out on the table, ever!

i did not get my 7 year old to do pilates with me and call that our mommy and son time for the week ( in all fairness i did work many hours this week and there wasn't any other way, and we are trying a new thing that if we want him to understand that mommy and daddy need time together, but if he is good and lets us be, then he will get his own special time with each one of us) doesn't every 7 year old need to try pilates any way?

i did not wake from my love affair with my pillow today and purposefully pull out my nose ring and then hold it in my hand and go back to sleep ( i only mention this because i am still wondering why in the world i did it)

i certainly did not , in an effort to support the girl scouts of america, buy 2 boxes of girlscout cookies and then proceed to eat half of each box in one night...i wouldn't do this because i am on a diet, and desperately starving....er i mean eating healthier.....those boxes are getting smaller anyway, aren't they?

i did not call someone at work a fat ass because they were being extremely lazy and commanding me to do their job for them....

i did not go all week with overgrown eyebrows and *gulp* mustache just because the place that waxes them both wasclosed last monday when i went there ( pretty sure they weren't closed every day since, and just for the record i am still hairy as i type this)

i guess that is probably it for me. there isn't much i'm afraid, this is probably due to the fact that i am a fantastic wife and mother, and i get so much done during each week....


hahahahaha! yeah right, more like i went to work slept, went back to work and slept some more. (and kept my daily date with that hag of a treadmill).

this week should be better and i am couting the days until my hockey date with jerm and our "surprise" in march (more on that later!

Well ladies and gents, i hope your week was more productive than me, or at least funnier.
don't forget your not me monday!


jineen