Saturday, February 28, 2009

someone is on to me......

*update: thankyou just a chic, i was trying and trying to fix it and saw you commented and now it is perfect, thankyou for going to the trouble to help me, god knows i need help:)

i am feeling the love today as my new bloggy friend over at it is what it is gave me lots of bloggy love, and i am gonna repeat what she said to me....i heart her blog and think you should be stalking it as i do..... she is honest and open and real.......

so it is saturday and my schedule is all f*cked up normal evidenced by me being up at this time of day....(hey over there at it is what it is, you taught me well:) and i am all out of sorts. there are probably many reasons why that is but i think it all comes down to one thing.

someone is on to me....

on to the fact that there is a new love in my life. a new someone who gives me pleasure and pain. a new someone who i see often...who helps me look to the future and see beyond today....

i worked three 12 hour shifts this week right in a row...and with only 4 hours of sleep in between each one, i am sure you know how tired i was.....and i was coming down with a cold (i'm sure you read it previously) and someone else had a hot pocket and i didn't, and work was....well work, how many behinds can you wipe before you begin to become tired....

anyway, the end of the morning finally came....and after allowing my boss to convince me that i did in fact want to come in for four 8 hour shifts and then two 12 hour shifts next week instead of my usual schedule i was looking forward to one thing....

so i grabbed these

and this


and walked into the gym and found this



WTF!?!?!?!?!

someone, who is a very large pain in my ass shall remain name-less had put this on my beloved guinevere :(

why would they do such a thing i ask you? well because they all know how much i love her and they love to mess with me! someone who joined the gym after me and because of my recommendation, once used my treadmill and i conveyed to them the fact that she belongs to me and ever since it is a race to see who can get to her first.

i went up there, ready to pound out my misery to her every listening ears and bam!


you can imagine my agony!

i looked at the person with whom i work on the left of me, who continued to run on their treadmill, and then i looked at the gym instructor at the front of the room, who avoided my stare (hhmmmm...she knows something) and i looked back at guinevere. all her lights were off, could she really be broken?

no, that hand writing looks familiar....

i look all around at everyone again....careful examining their faces for a sign of guilt.

nothing.

i think over my options in my mind....

a) look all over guinevere for the on/off button, or look for the plug and get her working again...

b) give up and not look llike a complete paranoid dumbass and just use another treadmill

i longingly looked at guinevere......and gave up.

i got on a different treadmill and started inputting all my info (weight, incline, pace, etc.) with a lonely space in my heart...

AND THEN!


the moment i stepped off her, and began inputting my info into the other treadmill ( i am sorry for cheating on you guinevere) the gym istructor starting laughing as did my co-workers (and all of them with shit eating grins on their faces) and she went over and plugged my beloved treadmill back in!

I grabbed the note and crumpled it up ( hence the wrinkles) and got back on the treadmill which already had all my info in it and finished my workout.

such conspiracy!

and do you want to add insult to injury? i recieved the following text message last night....

"i am gonna r*pe the f**k out of your treadmill tomorrow!"

now r*ping my teadmill just because i won't be there to take care of her is just plain wrong. never mind the fact that we constantly joke about r*ping things we use instead of just calling it using would never use such language on a regular basis, this isn't funny, i NEED her!

now it is war.....


any suggestions for how to get the unmentionable person back?

hope you are all having a great weekend!


*p.s. i will be answering all questions for my q and a i just wanted to wait a few days and also i know i abused the line through words thing, but i just leasrned how to do it and couldn't resist, i will take it easy in the future:)

jineen

7 comments:

Cammie said...

oh shoot. that is funny.

Just A Chic... said...

Your post was hilarious but I feel like a freakin moron. I gave you the wrong code. BUT I did find the right one for you. ;-)

Check these out:
http://sayssimpleton.blogspot.com/2007/09/using-strikethrough-font-in-blogger.html

and:
http://thewinetastingclub.blogspot.com/2008/12/how-to-use-strikethrough-on-blogger.html

Kristina P. said...

I would totally do this to my coworkers.

Pipsylou said...

Oh my gosh, it is so good to "meet" you! :) I LOVE your sense of humor, seriously, it is SO great!

Are you a member of IA parents on Yahoo?

The Rambler said...

GREAT post today.

Hope you get some rest woman!!

so that you can take on G- tomorrow and the next day and the next day. :)

Southern Sage said...

ha!!

Ex lax brownies for the kind folks at the gym maybe?

Heather said...

That is just not right.

I gotta say, I love your shoes. And coordinating iPod. Cute.